Bacon and I Are at Odds

I Won't Tolerate Its Abuse

The Perpetrator Captured on Secret Webcam by the Author, Processed by Grok

Bacon and I are not on speaking terms. Bacon spat at me. I did nothing to hurt it. All I wanted to do was cook my mushrooms in his beautiful, luscious fat. I wanted the fungus to have the scent of its alluring fragrance to make our mouths drool. And it spat at me.